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Then came..
Everyone loved it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Next, they tried...
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
So they tried
Just Forget it!
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Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which Nike sneakers provide a "bona fide bounce"?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
No way
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks